Valentine's day is right around the corner. And as a single guy, it is one of the BEST days of the year for you to get laid. You have two main options: 1) Bang Your Valentine's Date, and 2) Pickup A Girl Feeling "Lonely Girl" On Valentine's Day. In this episode we cover both of these in detail, including the four best ways to find a girl who wants to have sex on Valentine's day (Facebook, Online Dating Sites, Bars, and Bootie Calls/Ex's). Armed with our 'Standard Game Plan' and 'The Fast Track' you will be more than prepared enough to give some girl a great Valentine's night!

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Below are all of the details of an entire SNL, just the way it happened - with a continuous recording going from 'Hello' all the way to 'OhGodOhGod!' two and a half hours later.

Below you'll find a copy of my online profile, the emails we exchanged, all our text messages, and a transcription of highlights from the recording.