Category Archives: How To Get Laid

Like Chopping Your Balls Off With A Butter Knife

Ever been humiliated by a girl and felt that nauseous sensation of your balls shriveling up and high-tailing it outta there? You have too? Yup, I’ve been there too and know how gawdawful the feeling is… That’s why you might just wanna check this little doozy out: Get The Secrets of Sexual Obsession What’s incredible…

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Can’t Hook Up… Club Too TURNT…

This may surprise and shock you, but believe it or not… … I absolutely cannot stand going to clubs! The drinks are hugely overpriced and disgusting… The cover charge is obscene… And the music and environment are so loud I can’t hear a damn thing! So when it comes to seducing that smoking hot chick…

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All 20 Fingers & Toes In Different Pies

You ever met one of those guys who can play the entire field or court? In baseball, he’ll play 1st, center field, catcher… …Doesn’t matter — infield or outfield, he’ll play it and kill it! In basketball… same thing: center, point guard… …He’ll say to you “Just get me the rock and I’ll make something happen!”…

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Aspergers or barreling ahead with perfect clarity?

Billionaire, venture capitalist, hedge fund manager, attorney, public intellectual… … Peter Thiel captures ‘em all. And today’s email is inspired by a comment Thiel esquire made to host Tyler Cowen… “One of the ways of challenging convention […] One way, the Asperger Way, is just to be sort of vaguely oblivious to it all and…

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Because Everyone Loves Candy

Or was it spelled “Kandi!?” …Not that it matters since the name of that exotic dancer you’ve been lusting after is as fake as her magnificent melons… …And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that! Oh, and up until now, all the attention she’s hoisted on you in return for your hard-earned dollars has been fake…

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7 Wild Reasons You Should Be Banging A Stripper Now

As though needing further reasons, I thought I’d compile you a short list of reasons you should be“sowing your wild oats” in some stripper named Scarlett… Here goes… Strippers tend to be hotter than your average girl (her sexiness IS her business after all!)… Strippers can be the most fun & sexually adventurous women you’ll…

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I Love The Smell Of Lip-Balm In The Morning

7:16 a.m. That’s what time my Samsung read as I reached for it in the morning. What was I doing up so early? I will tell you… Morning head. Now who doesn’t LOVE that!? The smell of cherry chapstick lingering in the as she goes down lip-smacking-ly deep on you. How did it all happen? I…

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A Map Of Your Tongue On Fire

Smokin’ hot women… That’s what you and I are in this for.  We want to score more hot women, more consistently, and more effortlessly. And I assure you, all this can be done but you gotta douse your tongue in Everclear, strike a match, and set it ablaze so you can spout out words that…

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No, You’re Not Her Gay Friend…

Sick and tired of being her gay friend and gettin’ none? Mind-bogglingly frustrated with routinely hearing “We should just be friends” instead of “We should just hit beds?” Eyeball-rollingly irritated and just plain ol’ FED UP with being relegated to the “Friend Zone” when your interest lie in her pants, not in her friendship? Whew,…

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You Gotta Know When To Hold ‘Em, Know When To Fold ‘Em…

Let’s start this morning off the right way… with wise words from a wise man… “You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, and know when to run…” – Kenny Rogers, “The Gambler” This isn’t just sagely advice from an old dude with one mighty respectable…

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