Category Archives: How To Get Laid

Meet Bob. Bob Gets Laid.

Meet Bob. Bob is a normal, “no frills” kind of guy. He’s not particularly good looking, intellectual, fit, or charming. (He’s not hideous, but he blends into crowds very well) Bob is a foreman at his local construction firm, managing vocational workers and working with architects, engineers, and project managers. He makes decent money… enough…

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Back To Basics For The Lay And The Win

Every sport’s got ‘em… … those guys who are just so damned “gung-ho” about their niche sport… … a niche sport they JUST took up TWO WEEKS AGO! In cycling, they’re the guys who have the $8,000 Bianchi with carbon-fiber frame, weighing in just over 6 pounds… These guys get fully decked out in their…

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PART DEUX: Disastrous Paradox Staring You In The Face

Welcome back for the epic, climactic, and dramatic conclusion to yesterday’s riveting cliffhanger on The Halo Effect! Let’s get in a quick review before launching you OUT OF The Halo Effect’s blast radius and INTO the coveted winner’s circle to join Yours Truly… not to mention all the starlets, strippers, and most sumptuous hotties in…

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Disastrous Paradox Staring You In The Face (Part I)

Nick Rogue here, primed and half-proper to pound a useful psychology lesson into your head… on how fucked up our brains are. Keep reading because I’m revealing the nature of our primitive cerebral wiring and how prone we are to making mistakes… so make sure the mistakes she makes lean in your favor! I’ll ask…

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St. Patrick’s Seduction Secret

Do you know the “for real” history of St. Patrick’s Day? Further, do you know how it can make your attraction, seduction, and sex problems vanish almost overnight? I bet you don’t. In fact, not only will this email show you how to vanquish your dryspell-to-end-all-dryspells, but it’ll make sure you never have to worry…

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Lemons 2 Lemonade For Escapades That Get U Laid

Let’s start from the start and go from there… Getting laid is the priority… Today… NOW… YESTERDAY!! … Ok ok, careful with that, bro — I know it’s tough to keep the libido in check, but easy on the ‘roids, my man! Still, I know the feeling all too well — like you, I’m not…

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Your Wake Up Call

I’m handing today’s email over to Tony Valentino, the newest addition to the Same Night Seduction team. He’s a jack of all trades, master of none… and he likes it that way, dammit! Learn more about him at the SNS homepage, but otherwise, take it away Tony! *  *  *  *  *  *  * Here’s your wake…

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My Weapon Is Street Legal (Some Restrictions Apply!)

In just a moment, I’m gonna draw back the curtain a smidge to give you a sneak peak at the very secret weapon… the “card up my sleeve” that propelled me from 10 years of frustration to slingin’ poon like Ice-T (but without the terrible music and flash-in-pan acting stint)… … And trust me, it’s…

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My Reckless, Unapologetic Confession – Handle w/ Care

Time to air some dirty laundry and talk about the big, fat, filthy elephant in the room. “The Scene’s” swankiest, most popular bars, clubs, and lounges are loud as f#@k… … overpriced as f#@k… … and overcrowded as f#@k… … EVERY TIME AND WITHOUT FAIL! “Dude, want to come to this Magic the Gathering conference…

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Teleport To Work, Breakfast, Or Into Those Sweet Panties?

Did you teleport to work today? What did you do when you woke up, rushing to hit the daily grind? Like most people, you got up, went through your routine, and drove your still-half-asleep ass to work! Lo and behold, no instantaneous teleportation to the workplace… no matter how badly you wanted it! Shocking! How…

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